'He was on the Zoom call the whole time': 30-year-old remote worker bashes talkative colleague Jake in front of the entire team

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    Man wearing earbuds waving into Zoom video call with windows in background
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    This happened yesterday and I haven't stopped reliving it every 5 minutes since. So I (30M) work remotely for a small marketing company. We do weekly zoom check-ins on Mondays, and today's was going as usual, mostly boring updates, small talk etc. One of my coworkers, we'll call him Jake, is notorious for overexplaining everything. The dude could talk for 15 minutes about a font change.
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    Anyway, about halfway through the meeting my manager said Jake was having tech issues and had "probably dropped off." His little Zoom square was still there, but it was frozen, muted, no video and looked offline.
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    Video call with man wearing earphones on left side listening to woman on right side wearing earbuds and explaining
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    So I, being an idiot, unmuted myself and muttered: "Thank God... maybe we'll actually get through this meeting before lunch for once."
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    You guessed it...the square unfreezes and Jake comes off mute and goes: "Still here, man. Just listening." Afterwards, the most uncomfortable silence happened. The rest of the team just froze. Like no one said a word for a solid 5 seconds. My manager made some awkward joke and tried to move on, but I wanted to melt into the floor and never be seen again.
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    Laptop computer showing video call with 14 participants in front of coffee mug and potted plant
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    I messaged Jake privately right after and apologized. He just said, "All good," but like... there's no way it's all good. I've been that guy who overshares in meetings before. Now I'm the guy who got caught talking shin a professional setting like an absolute moron.
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    TL;DR Thought a coworker dropped off our Zoom call, made a snarky comment about him dragging meetings out, turns out he was still there and heard everything. Now I get to enjoy the crushing weight of that moment until the day I di.

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